I forgot I had this little gem in my Google Drive and I found it when going through some stuff! It's old, I know, but...
Sorry, this is a Trigglypuff free zone, go stick your fat arse somewhere else you corpulent oaf.
What is Trigglypuff? A morbidly obese social justice warrior at Hampshire college( the ones who took down the flag shortly after Trump won) noted for her anti- capitalist views while gobbling down nonsense such as feminism, fat 'acceptance' and lgbtqrstuv 'rights'.
From left to right: Roger Kristoff Jörgensson, Curtis Van der Graf, and Eirikur Qarasaq Godafrid from the Greatest Show Unearthed on Archive of Our Own.
A mellow Swede from Calumet, Roger is a handsome, hardworking and friendly bumpkin, yet by nobody’s measures a weakling or a stupid hick; he’s quite strong, unafraid of standing up for the vulnerable, and his height( 6′1) usually helps deter any bullies.He may come across as simplistic and plain due to his rustic heritage, but he’s a decent student, offering sensible, level headed advice and he has the patience and endurance to help anyone when needed. He’s very athletic, being one of two freshman to make the varsity hockey team, and in tip top shape due to the intense work he does on his parent’s farm. Despite his more even keeled nature, he’s terrifying when pushed, flying into a berserker like rage that can make even the bravest man need brown pants.
Curtis is a boy of Dutch-German descent from Brighton, Michigan, and he’s an extroverted, eccentric, charismatic boy who’s somewhat popular and has a killer sense of humor. Witty, fun, and brave, he’s lovable, and good at brightening up people’s days. He’s a natural born leader and actor who’s always coming up with plans, organizing activities for his friends, or entertaining the whole class with his wisecracks,yet he has a bit of a temper, and flies into a rage easily, especially when it comes to boys hitting on his sister.He’s also a car freak who helps his dad with repairs, doing smaller jobs like oil changes and tire rotations himself, and he’s pretty good with his hands.
Eirikur is an Inuit from Qaanaaq,Greenland,and he’s a meek, sweet, highly intelligent boy who is noted for his kind, empathetic nature, yet he has no self esteem. Eager to please, good at listening, and a natural follower, he’s mature,calm, and wise, yet submissive, and is the reliable, steadfast one who may not stand out, but is essential to get work done. He’s also perpetually depressed, with no real motivation due to how easy success is; he never had to work hard to do well, and hates violence, often conceding to others and blaming himself even when he did nothing wring just to avoid trouble, often making himself miserable in the process. Anger is almost a nonexistent emotion for him; he’s notoriously patient and gentle, and if anything, he’s more prone to crying than yelling.